Muffled screams emanate from behind the durasteel gate. Stormtroopers shouting “Get him!” and “It’s a Jedi!” discharge laser blasts from their E-11 rifles. Then silence. The imperial officer quietly states “Prepare yourselves…” to his troops. He reflects upon how he kept the rookie stormtroopers behind the gate. A loud crash shakes the…
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Слово о советской удивительности
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