Banana FAQ

We get questions about Banana from all kinds of people. This section answers some of the more oft-asked questions. Why is Banana so umphy? What you hear as an “umph” sound is emitted by a bagpipe-like structure adjacent to her esophagus called the Smithy Dingus. All Bostons are born with one —…

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45 Ways

Paul Simon’s 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover is a classic song with an obvious flaw: the song only really offers 5 ways to leave your lover – an order of magnitude off. We have 45 other suggestions, just in case: Run like hell, Mel Let yourself go, Mo Disintegrate, Nate Cyanide…

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Bumper Stickers

Bumper Stickers

A list of bumper stickers, mostly real, spotted in Southern California in the early 21st Century. Note that we have no opinion or judgment about the topics covered. Many fine people are named Fred. We merely appreciate the variety.

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Zardoz

Zardoz

Zardoz is the re-novelization of a movie that was memorable for all the wrong reasons. The goofy title. The giant floating papier-mâché head giving orders and life counseling to a bunch of guys wearing smaller versions of the papier-mâché head over their own heads. Sean Connery—at the time having played James…

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