A Word on Futzing

Futzing. Will there ever be an activity that is so widespread, so enjoyable, so amazing? Now, you can experience futzing like never before. With the new Boston Terrier 3.0, futzing will never be the same! Now sold with a bottle of Eau de Frito mark II, which is more pungent and odorous than ever before. Also, for a limited time only, the BT 3.0 will come with the all-new OS Banana. Now selling for only $56.93. Mexican pesos only, please.

Now doesn’t that sound fair to you?